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I was having sex girl and she was moaning like crazy. I thought it was from pleasure, turns out I was having sex with her belly button and those moans were from pain. I'm SO bad at sex.
sydney on April 14th, 2009 | Comments: 6
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Once, I was drunk and having sex with this girl for the first time. Mid-way through she pulled me close and whispered "I guess I'm not a virgin anymore". Disgusted, I rolled off her and passed out. I'm so bad at sex.
cherrypopper on April 13th, 2009 | Comments: 1
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My mom told me that if I were to have sex before marriage that her face would magically replace the girl's, it did, and I threw up all over her. I'm so bad at sex.
injuredlobster on April 12th, 2009 | Comments: 1
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Two summers ago I was vacationing in Montreal and met a very lovely girl at a bar downtown. We had a really good conversation and decided that it would be best to continue it back at my hotel room. We got back to the hotel room and started to rip eachother's clothes off with fury. As she laid there completely naked in front of me, I still struggled to get my belt buckle undone so i just slipped my pants down to about the mid thigh area. We started doing it doggy style with me close to the edge of the bed. Seconds away from climax I lost my balance and fell backwards off the bed and hit my head on the dresser adjacent to the bed. This was due to the fact that my pants were still tight around my mid thigh region not allowing for any balance or stability of any kind. As I lay there in complete and utter embarassment I realized that I came on my own face. I'm so bad at sex.
darrel2.0 on April 19th, 2009 | Comments: 6
This is about having sex with my now ex-girlfriend in a friend's house after a party (we were staying over). We were both stupid drunk, I being way more drunk with her. She told me afterwards that about half way through I just pushed her off and went to sleep. I don't really remember that part, but that would be just one more time that I've pushed a drunk girl to the ground, so I guess it's more than likely true.I'm not really sure if that means I'm bad at sex, or if I just really don't give a fuck. I sort of think that I'm Patrick Swayze, so I'm inclined to the latter. But I'm probably bad at sex.
comatose on April 28th, 2009 | Comments: 3
So I'm in my room with this girl i like, and I didn't think we would be having sex that night. After a while, we start making out. I soon realize where this is headed. "Okay, well played''. After a good amount of making out, I realize I'm not getting it up. FUCK! I pride myself on my erections, so this was absurd. I continue on with the foreplay and nothing is happening. Clearly nervous, I get her to bite me and BAM! hard as a rock, almost instant. We start going at it and I'm pretty nervous and kinda distracted. About 35-40 min in I start losing my hard-on. WTF. So I pull out and fake it. I grab a rag and clean nothing. I'm so bad at sex.
Pre-ma"charlie" on May 2nd, 2009 | Comments: 0
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During first year I ended up bringing home a girl who really liked the band Taking Back Sunday. After blasting it for some time and waking up everyone on my floor she decided to subject me to the worst sex of my young life. Afterwards I rolled over and turned on my xbox to Madden 05. She asked if she could play, wanting her to get out of my room desperately, I told her it was a one person game. I played for half an hour without acknowledging her until she got the hint and left. I'm so bad at sex.
gossipgirl on April 14th, 2009 | Comments: 2
Ok, so I'm giving this guy I'm seeing highway head. I'm really into it, and so is he, not paying attention to the road hardly at all. This would be fine, except the fact that there are certain hazards on the road. As I was going down with my head, he drove over a speedbump. To those of you who still are clueless- he went over a speed bump as i was already deepthroating, causing me to CHOKE on his dick. I started coughing like I'd just taken a major bong rip, and he just started laughing and proclaimed that that had been the best feeling he had experienced in all of his adult life. I'm so bad at sex.
electrickoolaid on May 17th, 2009 | Comments: 2
I was in grade seven (I was a pretty big vixen back then), anyway me and my boyfriend had discussed the idea of doing the nasty after school one day. I told him to meet me at my place around five o'clock, the dude was excited as hell to lose his virginity, and I was just sort of excited to lose mine to him. I really thought he was in incredible guy. Anyway, five o'clock rolls a round and he doesn't show up, I wait, and wait... he never shows. Later that night I call him at his house and ask why he didn't show up, his response will cripple my ego until the day I die, he said, "Sorry, Dave (his friend) just got a first edition Zapdos card and I had to go see it." A Pokemon card, access to my vagina was less valuable to him than a Pokemon card. I'm so bad at sex.
mtl-gal on April 16th, 2009 | Comments: 7
Last weekend I was fucking this Kate Hudson/Kathy Griffin looking sweety and was acting the ride pretty hard. Acting-the-ride is the phrase I just made up meaning to be on bottom but providing the motion, also known as the power bottom. Thrusting faster and faster I lost track of the length of me penis leading to a pull out of her cootch and an accidental but powerful final thrust into her anus. She let out a loud scream, rolled over, and started crying while shaking back and forth on the laundry room floor of my fraternity house crying and grabbing her ass. Once I noticed blood on her hands I drove her to the hospital and took her to the E.R. but had to carry her in my arms because she was in too much pain to walk. I told the doctor she was my girlfriend just so it wouldn't look as bad or as slutty for her which led the doctor to assume he should tell ME that she should only eat blended food and liquids for the next three to five weeks. When I dropped her off at her apartment I apologized and let her know about her new diet for the month of May. Yesterday I found out she was a virgin, I'm so bad at sex.
Sjc42 on May 23rd, 2009 | Comments: 4
