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I had been texting this guy I met a few weeks earlier and one night we decide to meet up at a bar. After some heavy flirting, we decide to head back to his place. We get back and flirting leads to foreplay. We're getting hot and heavy, and are about to have sex, when I ask him if he has a condom. So he gets up and heads to the other side of the room to find one, but can't. He starts pulling drawers out and dumping them, but still nothing, so he leaves to go see if his roommates have any. I'm lying in bed, when I hear someone come in and one of his roommates is standing at the end of the bed staring at me. Not only does he insist upon carrying on a conversation with me asking some personal and inappropriate questions, but he locked the guy I was with out. Finally, he lets the guy back in, at which time we go at it again, but the condom breaks, so he goes off in search for another one and naturally his creepy roommate comes back to talk to me and locks the door, once more. When the guy finally comes back, he gets into bed and his leg is covered in blood. He'd ripped off his toenail, when wrestling with one of his other roommates while on 'condom search number 2.' If only it ended there. He leaves to go bandage himself up, comes back an hour later, and wakes me up. He wants to try and have sex again, but wait, he has to go look for another condom. After searching his room yet again, I'm just about to tell him to forget it because I'm way too tired, when voila, he finds a condom. After all of that, I fell asleep with him inside me. I'm so bad at sex.
Capri on May 28th, 2009 | Comments: 0
My freshman year of college I fooled around with a couple of different girls throughout the year, mostly after heavy drinking, and partly because I didn't know any better. Once, again after a night of partying, I was feeling particularly ready and proceeded to make a booty call. This girl was quite a bitch, but I was too horny to care. While fooling around, she was giving me a handjob and in my drunken state I could feel my orgasm building. I decided to be a dick and finish all over her clothing and hand without warning. As expected, she didn't much appreciate this gesture. In fact, she was quite angry, so she slapped me - with her hand still covered in my spunk. I'm so bad at sex.
bigred on May 28th, 2009 | Comments: 0
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I saw once on television that in order to prolong your climax, you should think of nonsexual things, like kittens or your grandma. I tried it once, but when I pictured my grandmother, I pictured having sex with her and I still came. To this day I still can't look my grandma in the eye. I'm so bad at sex
Masterbadsexer on May 28th, 2009 | Comments: 1
A couple of years ago, I went camping with some friends in France. After settling in we discovered the fauna of the region, some beautiful girls. We hooked up and I had the kinkiest one who immediately wanted to go down on me. My tent was already occupied and we couldn't go to her trailer, since her parents were there, so we went into the communal showers. She took off my trousers and started to suck me like a vacuum cleaner. I was so hot that I reached climax within 5 minutes, straight down her throat. She choked and coughed up my seemen, which had become a tiny snowball. In an effort to clean it up, I pressed the water supply button. But as things go with communal showers, there's always a small gutter towards the drainage. We had the cubicle the furthest away from the drainage. when we saw the snowball disappear we thought we were in the clear, but the cubicle next to us was also occupied. The man shouted in French and immediately came out and bang on our door. I carefully opened it and the man was shouting some more French words while holding his foot, covered in a nice little snowball. I'm so bad at sex
Masterbadsexer on May 28th, 2009 | Comments: 0
I was eating a bag of hot fries along with a nice slushy while trying to finish the main quest in Fallout, and my g/f wanted to be cute and give me a... ya, know... a blowjob... well, I had forgotten about taking that Alli weight loss pill a few hours before, so I had some nitrogen cooking in the gut. As she was going to town I felt her hot breath on my bum and it just slipped.. it was way warmer and wetter than I ever had remembered before and the stinch was instant and disease-like. Thinking she would see the humor in it I just sat there and smiled not knowing what else to say, but when she screamed, "oh my god it is in my eye", I knew she wasn't rolling on the ground laughing as I had first thought. Man, I'm so bad at sex.
Stinkybutt247 on May 28th, 2009 | Comments: 7
One of my good friends had decided to come visit me for a day. After I got out of class, we decided to go back to my dorm to just hang out. One thing led to another and we ended up in my room; she's a submissive type so I had to take up most of the routine. So we finally start going at it, and in what felt like a little less than a minute, I just couldn't hold it in... I kept going hoping she wouldn't notice, but she stopped me to switch positions, and as she did, she saw me limp and realized what happened. Worst experience ever, can't get her to stop making fun of me about it. I'm so bad at sex.
justonce on May 28th, 2009 | Comments: 1
It was my first time. My friends had all done it before me and I decided to date a massive slut in order to lose it. I was expecting it to be wild. One night, we began watching Anaconda 2: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid, and one thing lead to another. I thrusted five, maybe six times before climaxing, all the while she had her head turned to the movie. I whispered "Thank you" in the most pathetic voice ever. Anaconda 2, is better than having sex with me. I'm so bad at sex.
dannytanner on May 27th, 2009 | Comments: 3
I went to a party with a guy friend of mine and soon after I got there, I saw the dude I was pretty much in love with at the time, and still kind of am. He's not extremely into me, but there were a few minutes of making out, maybe because he was drunk and I wasn't. Two hours and countless shots of tequila later, I went to grab makeout guy around the waist on the dance floor and accidentally ended up grabbing his half-hard dick. I was suprised to see that it wasn't him, it was his brother. Oops. Then I ended up having hard drunken sex with the guy friend I went with in the first place. After an awkward, painful, boring session I revealed to him I was a virgin. To his credit he didn't freak, but he did down about half a bottle of vodka in record time. When he left to clean himself up for 5 minutes, makeout guy decided to come over, have a seat beside me, and reveal that he had watched the entire thing. I am so incredibly bad at sex.
crystalaura on May 27th, 2009 | Comments: 0
My girlfriend and I were hooking up during the winter, she loved playing with my seasonal bushy beard. We were at her place fooling around. She had been on top, and as soon as I finished her off she started giving me oral. Right around when I was about to cum, not wanting to swallow, she squeezed it off....it shot up and I received a direct hit to the beard. I'm so bad at sex.
ugharghfml on May 27th, 2009 | Comments: 0
Last week I visited my boyfriend at his house & met his family for the first time. Not seeing him for weeks, I decided to buy some new lingere for the occasion. Soon after I was introduced to his family, we ran upstairs to his bedroom to have sex. Wearing my new lingere & trying to be sexy, I blindfolded him. I was licking his balls & just inserting one in my mouth when he violently kicked his leg in the air. He's ridiculously ticklish. His leg knocked me in the jaw & I clenched down on his ball and MY TEETH WENT HALF WAY THROUGH IT! He's bleeding & screaming & there's ball blood in my mouth so I throw up all over his leg. I called for his sister because I didn't know the fastest way to the hospital & he's in no condition to drive. So the way there I'm holding the wound to stop the bleeding & holding ice on his balls while I'm explaining what happened to his sister I just met. Meanwhile, I still have a corset on that is clearly visible through my tee shirt & she ends up calling his parents to the hospital. Turns out he's terribly injured & he can't have sex for a month. I'm so bad at sex.
krr37 on May 27th, 2009 | Comments: 4
