Rule 1: Keep it relatively short.
Rule 2. Your story must end with "I'm so bad at sex" at the end or it will not be approved.
Rule 3: Try to be a big boy/girl and write with proper grammar. We reserve the right to edit your post if you make a few errors and absolutely belittle you if it looks like you wrote it while on PCP.
Rule 4: We aren't idiots, we can tell if you are lying or copying from Penthouse Forum. Any story that is just too ridiculous will not be approved. Tell the fucking truth.
imsobadatsex.com was created for the sole purpose of revealing one dirty little secret that everyone in the world has: you suck at sex; and that's an OK thing to admit. Given the fact that usually our first exposure to actual sex involves some sort of pornographic video or image which depicts a well toned man with an enormous member immaculately thrusting said member into an impossibly thin girl, I think we are doing pretty decent for ourselves.
Society tells us how we should view sex through the media, we watch television shows where all the actresses are size zero, we buy magazines that explain clever ways to excite your man (or woman) in bed, and we are consistently fed information that only further perpetuates hierarchical stereotypes. But if you think about it, sex is really funny, like actually think about what you are doing, it's hysterical. We at imsobadatsex.com want to promote the idea of lightening up about sex, laugh at your misfortunes, share your embarrassing moments, and recognize that sex is something that animals do; slugs have sex, slugs.
So instead of worrying about whether or not you are getting your partner off, if you are lasting long enough (or too long), and basically putting an odd form of pressure on yourself. Just enjoy the fact you are doing dirty things with someone you are attracted to, keep it light hearted, make jokes, because seriously, sex is wicked fun... why make it something you have to worry about?
