I was having sex with my girlfriend in my shower, thinking that this was the quietest place that we could get it on without my parents hearing us. I neglected to even consider that the shower to my bedroom shares a wall with my parents' room. Anyway, we are going at it pretty hard, I'm lifting her up and thrusting her into the wall of the shower, I trip, fall, and knock myself unconscious. The girlfriend explained afterward that I was bleeding pretty badly, she also explained that she went running into my parents room, completely naked, soaking wet begging for help. I came to with my dad dressing my wound, my girlfriend with a nervous look, and my mom absolutely hysterical that her fifteen year old son was having sex less than six feet from her. They took away my Game Cube for a week, I learned my lesson... sex, even painful, unconscious causing sex is always better than an entertainment console. I'm so bad at sex.
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henrykrinkle on April 26th, 2009
Who the fuck plays Gamecube these days? Get with the times, man.
rossp on April 27th, 2009
Who the fuck ever played Gamecube?
gossipgirl on April 27th, 2009
this is just a swell little story
harvey on April 28th, 2009
I guess not every console has Donkey Kong Jungle Beat.
http://cube.ign.com/objects/682/682919.html