One incredibly drunken night I finally gave into my boyfriend's pleas for my first (and likely last) foray into the world of anal sex. While my recollection of the whole night is blurry, I still vividly remember the panic that set in a few minutes into the act as I frantically pushed my boyfriend away and ran to the washroom to project explosive diarrhea into the 5 star hotel toilet. After taking a moment to recover, I returned to bed and finished the act... the usual way. I'm so bad at sex.
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rossp on April 13th, 2009
Sounds like my Friday night.