Yesterday I realized that it has been over a month since I had any form of sexual activity. Due to finals and hard-core studying I didn’t even care to masturbate for about a week. When I got home I decided to call “an old friend” to help me relieve some stress. My parents were out for dinner so we chilled in the TV-room. Soon enough we started hooking up and after a few minutes she began going down on me. The girl was an absolute pro, just like I remembered her. Teasing me, she begged me not to finish as she really wanted to please me. After a good twenty minutes I couldn’t hold it any longer, remember it has been a week. As I was about the finish the door opened, I flipped the girl over the couch and grabbed a pillow to cover my erection, but it was too late. As my mom walked in, standing right in front of us, I experienced one of the strongest orgasms, blowing my load straight into the pillow. Luckily my mom didn’t seem to notice, she appeared to be looking for something. Then she grabs the pillow I was holding and leaves the room.  A few seconds later, I hear a loud scream from the living room.  The pillow was in fact a gift my mom had specially made for my grandma’s birthday, and yes it had her picture on the back. I came all over my grandma’s face. I’m so bad at sex.

daitk on May 14th, 2009 | Comments: 8

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  1. swifty's avatar

    swifty on May 14th, 2009

    That's why you always find out what time your parents are gone until.

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    tenderoni on May 15th, 2009

    AAAAHAHAHA that is amazing, congratulations, I think you're the only person on the face of the Earth who will ever be able to say that.

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    pbpyrojust on May 22nd, 2009

    Holy shit! hahahahah. This one was the reason I registered for an account. I couldn't pass up the chance to comment and rate this!!

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    pbpyrojust on May 22nd, 2009

    Holy shit! hahahahah. This one was the reason I registered for an account. I couldn't pass up the chance to comment and rate this!!

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    MrDreamzz on May 23rd, 2009

    whaha, so fucking funny !

  6. daitk's avatar

    daitk on May 25th, 2009

    hehe , thanks for the comments everyone , this story really happened to me and I just had to tell everyone. keep adding your comments!

  7. Phoenix887's avatar

    Phoenix887 on May 25th, 2009

    whaha OMG this is funniest thing i have ever read.

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    batmanishere2093 on July 18th, 2009

    You- you poor dumb bastard, you of all the people in the world should never be allowed to have sex, ever, I'm sorry but it's true,

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