Last weekend I was hooking up with a chick, we were at a hotel in the room's bathroom. I went to the parking lot on the ground floor to get a condom, and when I got up to the floor, the doors opened and she was sucking another dude's dick. I said eat shit or something, I was shit canned. The elevator attendant said "that really blows" and closed the elevator doors to take me back down to the Lobby. I'm so bad at sex.
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