A girl I bang regularly came over, and I guess I was too high to get really into it, so I was like 7/9th's hard. The condom came off at some point, i didn't realize it, she was extremely tight. The next day I got a text saying, "Thanks for leaving that treat inside me, it felt like i was giving birth to an eel". I'm so bad at sex.
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tenderoni on April 16th, 2009
ughhhh that's such a...VIVID description
tenderoni on April 16th, 2009
ughhhh that's such a...VIVID description
uhoh on April 16th, 2009
this better not be who i think it is
rossp on April 16th, 2009
I had barbecued eel last night for the first time.
Shit was delish.
Beks on April 22nd, 2009
7/9ths hard.... LMFAO!
manolantern on April 23rd, 2009
...i know this girl!