It was my first... and last time doing anal. I had this idea that anal was going to be the bee's knees, but did very little research on the subject. After a long night of drinking, I coax a young lass into a late night cuddle sesh and it turns out she's into the art of the brown-eye. So, I try slipping it in and realize that its super dry - the pressure very quickly hurts my penis. I let out a small whimper, but it was too late - her ass had already taken hold. It must have been a combination of the booze, the lack of lube and the sheer embarrassment, because I started to cry. A few minutes go by of me pretending that I wasn't crying then she says, 'This is fucked' and left. I'm so bad at sex.
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injuredlobster on April 17th, 2009
you are fucking terrible lil one. but i feel for you.
solubleoatfibre on April 17th, 2009
ugh this one's my favourite. you have a knack for writing terrible sex stories.
Sexual_Equilibrium on April 20th, 2009
I wonder if she still has a fancy for the 'brown-eyed' expedition.
LoL
amdela on April 20th, 2009
LMAO - awesome. If you try it again, KY really does work better than tears as lube.
TheLetDown on April 20th, 2009
Those that tell of how much better anal is are usually the ones who have never tried it. Well told.
rossp on April 29th, 2009
I still get flashbacks.
dwilliams on April 30th, 2009
You're a fucking idiot for not using a lubricant.
Pre-ma"charlie" on May 3rd, 2009
ROFLMAO!!! this is absolutly incredible!
My sympathies, truly. what a tragedy....
"this is Fucked!" Ahahahahaha
yrfather on May 4th, 2009
Anal Tears is going to be the name of my Poison cover band. Thanks for inspiring me.
dannytanner on June 4th, 2009
Anal Tears, I fucking love it.