Knowing that this might have very well been the outcome of my evening, I ended up in a threesome with these two guys. Unfortunately, I was on day 3 of my 5 day period. They both knew this but decided to experiment anyway, seeing as we were getting good and drunk. I was making out with one of them and he starts fingering me, which surprised me for obvious reasons. He pulls out his fingers which are covered in blood, pauses, looks at the other guy and goes "Ugh, dude!" and disappears for a few minutes. After what I assume was a consoling heart to heart between the two of them, they emerge from a bathroom, recuperated. Now, I was under the impression that this was one of the only peculiar events of our time together, but apparently the details were bewildering to behold. I was hanging out with the no-bloody-fingers man months later and he frankly explained that the seemingly insignificant pause, partially undetected by myself was, without a doubt, the swiping motion of bloody-fingers man wiping his upper lip. With his period-ed hand. I still marvel at how I could have missed this bloodstache. The excuse: He was too drunk to remember I was menstruating. He's so bad at remembering that I'm bad at sex.
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adorkablebby on March 25th, 2010
You made that so unnecessarily long I couldn't even laugh at the end of it.