Like three years ago, I bought my boyfriend a Nintendo Wii. He had been bitching about wanting one for weeks, so being a really good girlfriend I got him one. He spent all day playing it and really didn't even notice me trying to get with him. Every time I would put my arm around him he would either push it off, or not even acknowledge my existence. Anyway, I finally told him that I wanted to have sex with him, his response was, "can I play Wii while we do it?" I reluctanly accepted (it was his bithday afterall). I was riding him and was sort of getting into it, until, while playing Wii Tennis, he slapped me accross the face with the controller. He shattered my nose and I bled everywhere. He called an ambulance instead of driving me to the hospital. Why? He didn't want to stop playing his Wii. I'm so bad at sex.
Sounds like you're good at sex (1)
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injuredlobster on January 14th, 2010
haha, did you break up with him?
nintendo on January 14th, 2010
no, he eventually got tired of Wii. we are actually still together.
seniorsplash on January 14th, 2010
ahahahhahahahaaha. great.
underblueskies on June 13th, 2010
Is this site ever going to get updated again? The stories are sooooo freakin hilarious.
spaceghost on June 22nd, 2010
I don't think that this story indicates that >you're< bad at sex...