I got into a habit of watching the original Star Trek during my lunch breaks. One day, the Space network decided to change the airing times for Star Trek, leaving me to watch Battlestar Galactica at lunch. I was pissed. So pissed, that the next time I had sex I accidentally screamed, "Vulcans never bluff!" as I climaxed. I'm so bad at sex.

harvey on April 17th, 2009 | Comments: 5

Sounds like you're good at sex (1)

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  1. rossp's avatar

    rossp on April 17th, 2009

    Magical, just magical.

  2. injuredlobster's avatar

    injuredlobster on April 17th, 2009

    i died... i was laughing so hard.

  3. yrfather's avatar

    yrfather on April 17th, 2009

    What are you TALKING about?! That sounds like the best sex EVER!

  4. harvey's avatar

    harvey on April 17th, 2009

    I hate fucked the Space network.

  5. TheLetDown's avatar

    TheLetDown on April 19th, 2009

    Easily the funniest recount posted thus far on this website.

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