Once I went to visit a friend at his college. The first night I'm there, after drinking an absurd amount of alcohol, I see a really cute girl from my high school at a house party. We end up leaving my friend at the party and head to her place. One thing leads to another and we start fooling around. I get hard quick, and start to think about how long it's been since I've blown a load, and how quickly I would therefore expire. Like the idiot I am, I suggest we go to the bar to get some more drinks thinking that the booze would make me last a bit longer. We go, have a few beers, and dance all around the bar. When we finally get back to her place, we resume our heated activities. Needless to say I was way too drunk and couldn't get hard for shit. To make matters worse, I didn't acknowledge this fact; and because I was so wasted, I asked for a condom. After failing to fit not one but two different condoms onto my limp dick, I uttered "why don't we just finish this tomorrow morning?" The girl laughed and put her underwear back on. I woke up with the fattest boner and a set of blue balls to match. I never got laid because I'm so bad at sex.
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